Stardate 03202007.1028
This is Captain Mohr from the Federation Ship USS Voyager. The Borg Cube arrived in the Seattle area last Wenesday, about the same time the Borg nanoprobres went into my body and got me sick...and Lity and Tzayde too. I did all I could to not get assimilated by the Borg from coming home late to keeping a watchful eye for any signs of their presence to even turning into a tour guide to show Lity's friend around Seattle while she was sick. Well on the day that those nanoprobes kept me from going to work, the Borg arrived at the Star Station Igloo after having assimilated the residents of the Star Station Bucket.
They arrived with a bang. In the morning, I heard 2 of 4's voice and I knew something was wrong. I took a peek outside my window and there before me was a Borg Cube. All of a sudden I heard 3 of 4 and 4 of 4's voices near my door. All I could hear was: "We are the Borg, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile". I stayed in my bed and called for backup, but Adi's Intrepid Class Starship USS Southwest was in San Jose awaiting permission to depart and engage. Lity was out cold (literally with a cold... of nanoprobes).
I stayed under my bedsheets in my PJ's trying to make a run for it to the bathroom and then head out for safety of my Starship USS Voyager, but I was trapped. I could hear them everywhere. Then I heard the airlock open, I took a peak and saw 2 of 4 go to her Cube to retrieve a bottle of nutritional supplements for 4 of 4.
Then phazer fire erupted in the main deck. All I could do was listen. The little Borgs were everywhere running amok around the Space Station Igloo. Finally they departed around 1200 after having assimilated all they could get their hands on at the station.
I finally was able to get out of my quarters and look for any signs of survivors. There were none. My United Airlines Boeing 777-222 airliner model was destroyed after it fought back being assimilated by those little Borgs - 3 of 4 and 4 of 4.
Adi's Starship USS Southwest arrived two hours later...too late. I did however, manage to stay away and avoid direct confrontation with 2 of 4. Reports are coming in that the Borg Cube battle being fought at the Space Station Bucket is expected to be over by Tuesday, when the Borg are expected to be send back to the Delta Quadrant.
"Computer - End Transmission"
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Before the Borg returns to the Delta Quadrant, it will stop at planet Kalifonia, led by Gov. Ahhhnolnd, who although is not as violent as the Borg has deep roots in outer space.
Captain Mohr,
News of your brave battle at Star Station Igloo has left me amazed. Not many life forms manage to escape assimilation. I weep for the loss of your friend, 777. But alas, you survived and that is what is most important
I myself didn't know if I would make it. The borg cube is only a few light years away. Luckily I am trapped in my shuttle. I have contracted some sort of virus from my visit to an M class planet. I beleive this leaves me an unwanted target to 2 of 4.
Soon the Cube will move on to other inocent victims. I hope to send a search party to Star Station Bucket and deassimilate whatever souls remain.
Good luck my friend.
Lt. Cmdr. Lity
"Computer - Begin Transmission"
Lt. Cmdr. Lity,
I have made contact with Commander Tim. Cmdr. Tim has been holding out after he struck a deal with Species 8472 to repel the Borg. They manage to trip the Light Generators on while the Borg were re-Shabbat-terating. That left the Borg in a state of confusion and dissmay and they manage to sneak out Admiral David out.
Lieutenant Guy was partially assimilated by 1 of 4 and forced to reveal the location of the Supply and Technology Station Best Buy. 1 of 4 seemed a bit dissoriented and did not know that most of our receiving sets now come in HDTV Plasma or LCD. We believe that for the time being, Lieutenant Guy is in the same condition as Captain Picard was when the Borg attacked the USS Enterprise and he will make a full recovery. The only side affect we believe is that he will still have slight contact with the Borg once they are back in the Delta Quadrent.
Commander Tim is now on his way again with Admiral David to Space Station Igloo with the Federation Ships USS Voyager and USS Jetta providing escort for safe passage. We'll update you on any further developments during this serious crisis.
"Computer - End Transmission"
have you lost your mind...again???
call me and give me the scoop on your life...
When are you coming to Portland or should I just come up there?
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